manboobmaiden:
who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
hypnolizard:
Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.
YOU CAN HAVE HER
nagicmipples:
I WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH MY BIRD AND THEN IT JUST STARTED HAVING LIKE A PANIC ATTACK AND LIKE LASHED OUT OMF I CANT BREATHE
the-absolute-best-posts:
therothwoman:
Pixar can never top this.
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teacher:
e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me:
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teacher:
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me:
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teacher:
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me:
tastybitch69@hotmail.com
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